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Big Bottom

We recently hired a woman to sit for our kids while I sleep. She is an older black heavier set woman. The first day on the job London asked, "Why is your bottom so big?" She said it was because she ate too much candy.

Loch Lomond

London's favorite bedtime song from Joel right now is his scottish specialty Loch Lomond. One of the lines is "you take the high road and I'll take the low road"  and she said "so one of them take the sidewalk and one of them take the road?"